I write lustily and humorously. It isn't calculated; it's the way I think. I've invented a writing style that expresses who I am.

Beware of the man who praises women's liberation; he is about to quit his job.

The best slave does not need to be beaten. She beats herself.

Love is love, but marriage is an investment.

Flesh is merely a lesson. We learn it & pass on.

Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.

Never joke with the press. Irony does not translate into newsprint.