Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.
You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country.
Humor is one of the most serious tools we have for dealing with impossible situations.
Every time women make tremendous strides, the right wing gets terrified and creates laws making it hard to get an abortion or birth control.
In any triangle, who is the betrayer, who the unseen rival, and who the humiliated lover? Oneself, oneself, and no one but oneself!
I remember everything but forgive anyway.