Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.

I came into the world very young, in an age that was very old.

My dream is to be played everywhere, not only at the Opera.

I liked the bit about quarter to eleven.

Last year I gave several lectures on "Intelligence and Musicality among Animals" ... Today I am going to speak to you about "Intelligence and Musicality among Critics" ... The subject is much the same, with some modifications, of course.

I have never written a note I didn't mean.

Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are.