Serendipity is when you find things you weren't looking for because finding what you are looking for is so damned difficult.

I also think people should never turn down an opportunity to hold a baby. There's something about the feeling of a new baby in your arms that just fixes you.

Aging has been bad ever since we figured out it led to dying.

All language is a popularity contest.

if you want someone to stop listening to you go ahead and yell. If you want them to listen to every word, whisper. -Mimi

You can weaponize nice... Being nice can make you be a little underestimated.

And I don't like people who eat powdered doughnuts. I don't car how careful you are, they're just plain messy. I can't believe they taste good enough to justify getting that sugar all over everything, especially me.