You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen to you that has happened to every other human being who has ever lived. You're going to die. We all die. That's just how it is.

In the far reaches of the world, under a lost and lonely hill, lies the TOMB OF HORRORS. This labyrinthine crypt is filled with terrible traps, strange and ferocious monsters, rich and magical treasures, and somewhere within rests the evil DemiLich.

A river of words flowed between us.

For one quarter, Black Tiger lets me escape from my rotten existence for three glorious hours. Pretty good deal.

Going outside is highly overrated.

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I didn't know how to connect with the people there.