It's harder to write in the third person but the advantage is you move around better.

The fools think I am writing algebra but what I am really writing is geometry.

All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.

Religion is like an ice cold whiskey on a hot day.

My heart's broken,' he thought. 'If I feel this way my heart must be broken.

(World War I) was the most colossal, murderous, mismanaged butchery that has ever taken place on earth. Any writer who said otherwise lied, So the writers either wrote propaganda, shut up, or fought.

I am an old man who will live until I die," Anselmo said.