All our words from loose using have lost their edge.

I started out very quiet and I beat Mr. Turgenev. Then I trained hard and I beat Mr. de Maupassant. I've fought two draws with Mr. Stendhal, and I think I had an edge in the last one. But nobody's going to get me in any ring with Mr. Tolstoy unless I'm crazy or I keep getting better.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey

When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whisky?

As you get older it is harder to have heroes, but it is sort of necessary.

The only thing that can spoil a day is people and if you can keep from making engagements, every day has no limits.