Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
Easy writing makes hard reading.
Keep right on lying to me. That's what I want you to do.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.
I'm not unfaithful, darling. I've plenty of faults but I'm very faithful. You'll be sick of me I'll be so faithful.