Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

The house was built on the highest part of the narrow tongue of land between the harbor and the open sea. It had lasted through three hurricanes and it was built solid as a ship.

The rain will stop, the night will end, the hurt will fade. Hope is never so lost that it can't be found.

Scott Fitzgerald was mortally afraid of lightning.

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He liked the works of his friends, which is beautiful as loyalty but can be disastrous as judgement.

Some people show evil as a great racehorse shows breeding. They have the dignity of a hard chancre.