I was always a lonely person when I was with everyone.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
Fish," he said, "I love you and respect you very much. But I will kill you dead before this day ends.
My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.
Wearing down seven number two pencils is a good day's work.
As a writer, you should not judge, you should understand.