The circus is the only fun you can buy that is good for you.

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

Life breaks us all but in the end we are stronger in the broken places.

Work every day. No matter what has happened the day or night before, get up and bite on the nail.

If the reader prefers, this book may be regarded as fiction. But there is always the chance that such a book of fiction may throw some light on what has been written as fact.

How did you go bankrupt?" Two ways. Gradually, then suddenly.

To make war all you need is intelligence. But to win you need talent and material.