It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing.

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

All stories, if continued far enough, end in death.

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy.

We're always lucky,' I said and like a fool I did not knock on wood.

Wearing down seven number two pencils is a good day's work.

All thinking men are atheists.