You must be prepared to work always without applause.

The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life gets again after the hell is over.

Some writers are only born to help another writer write one sentence.

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

You've such a lovely temperature.

I suppose if a man has something once, always something of it remains.

Actually if a writer needs a dictionary he should not write. He should have read the dictionary at least three times from beginning to end and then have loaned it to someone who needs it. There are only certain words which are valid and similes (bring me my dictionary) are like defective ammunition (the lowest thing I can think of at this time).