Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

I always like it at a war. There is always the chance that you will get up the next morning and be killed and not have to write.

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

I've been in love (truly) with five women, the Spanish Republic and the 4th Infantry Division.

And how much better to die in all the happy period of undisillusioned youth, to go out in a blaze of light, than to have your body worn out and old and illusions shattered.

Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bullfighters.

He saw the girl watching him and he smiled at her. It was an old smile that he had been using for fifty years, ever since he first smiled.