Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

The first and final thing you have to do in this world is to last it and not be smashed by it.

There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Use short sentences. Use short first paragraphs. Use vigorous English. Be positive, not negative.

He did not say that because he knew that if you said a good thing it might not happen.

If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water.