America is the land of wide lawns and narrow minds.

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey

It could be worse,' Passini said respectfully. "There is nothing worse than war." Defeat is worse." I do not believe it," Passini said still respectfully. "What is defeat? You go home.

You should only read what is truly good or what is frankly bad.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Everything you have is to give. Thou art a phenomenon of philosophy and an unfortunate man.

If he wrote it, he could get rid of it. He had gotten rid of many things by writing them.