I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

Night life is when everybody says what the hell and you do not remember who paid the bill.

Defense is the stronger form with the negative object, and attack the weaker form with the positive object.

Some people, when they hear an echo, think they originated the sound.

Everything that's innocent to us is crazy to them.

They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.

I would walk along the quais when I had finished work or when I was trying to think something out. It was easier to think if I was walking and doing something or seeing people doing something that they understood.