The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

All thinking men are atheists.

The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life gets again after the hell is over.

You love a lot of things if you live around them, but there isn't any woman and there isn't any horse, nor any before nor any after, that is as lovely as a great airplane.

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.