Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I might say that what amateurs call a style is usually only the unavoidable awkwardnesses in first trying to make something that has not heretofore been made.
Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
The first draft of anything is sh*t.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
I loved you when I saw you today and I loved you always but I never saw you before.