Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey

A writer without a sense of justice or injustice would be better off editing the yearbook for a school for exceptional children.

There are only two places in the world where we can live happy: at home and in Paris.

Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago

I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you.

Worry destroys the ability to write.

Only that which makes you feel bad after doing is immoral.