Our nada who art in nada, nada be thy name thy kingdom nada thy will be nada in nada as it is in nada. Give us this nada our daily nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us not into nada but deliver us from nada; pues nada. Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?

I have a rotten habit of picturing the bedroom scenes of my friends.

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

Thou wilt go now, rabbit. But I go with thee. As long as there is one of us there is both of us.

Do you know how an ugly woman feels? Do you know what it is to be ugly all your life and inside to feel that you are beautiful? It is very rare.