I mistrust all frank and simple people, especially when their stories hold together

If you have a success, you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work.

Find the best writers, pay them to write, and avoid typos at all costs.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a strange life.

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.

I wanted to try this new drink: That's all we do, isn't it - look at things and try new drinks?