Creation's probably overrated. After all, God made the world in only six days and rested on the seventh.

Why, darling, I don't live at all when I'm not with you.

Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

So far, about morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after.

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight.

It is appearances, characteristics and performance that make a man love an airplane, and they, are what put emotion into one. You love a lot of things if you live around them, but there isn't any woman and there isn't any horse, nor any before nor any after, that is as lovely as a great airplane, and men who love them are faithful to them even though they leave them for others. A man has only one virginity to lose in fighters, and if it is a lovely plane he loses it to, there his heart will ever be.

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.