My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them [special interest groups] everything they want. He'll lick every hand.

Jesse Jackson has to get back to "I am somebody" instead of "I am some color."

You remind me of Hubert Humphrey. You talk too much

Sending money to Washington to have it administered and sent back is like getting a blood transfusion from your right arm to your left arm with a leaky valve.

Glenn must think he's still in space. He's orbiting the issues faster than he orbited earth.

Iraq was invaded to secure Israel and everybody knows it.

[Mondale] was not born; he was appointed.