I don't get paid like a person that everyone knows, but I get paid so much more in so many ways.

If you don't look like the ruling class, bring your inhaler.

I always pull over for people who need a push.

I love being irreverent. But I hate being irrelevant. I love being irreverent because at the end of the day your actions belie your intentions.

I love shocking people.

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

Shows like 'Seinfeld' and 'Friends,' they have, like, one or two damn characters throughout the whole series that are minorities.