Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.
The greatest possession is Self-possession.
Where there is a will there's a law suit.
Busy people are never busybodies.
Better a live doggerel than a dead sonnet.
The wages of Gin is Debt.
Knowledge is power, if you know it about the right person.
An ounce of convention is worth a pound of explanation.
Imagination makes cowards of us all.
Economy is the thief of time.
The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'.
Contentment: The smother of invention.
The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.
The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.
Those who 'cursed the day they were born' must have been infant prodigies.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.
The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.