An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
Have you ever tried to split sawdust?
If any of you are secret poets, the best way to break into print is to run for the presidency.
The mortician interviewing the corpses
Never say anything in a national campaign that anyone might remember.
The difference between Carter and [Ted] Kennedy: Carter has this vague religion which he believes in strongly, while Kennedy has this strong religion which he believes in vaguely.