Im one of the boys, no better than the last second violinist. Im just the lucky one to be standing in the center, telling them how to play.
I always feel I do it too slow, but then others do it faster.
I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud.
Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?
Yes, the mutes are already on. You took them off in the beginning.
I told him he'd have a heart attack a year ago, but unfortunately he lived a year longer.