[conductor Eugene Ormandy introduces Warfield to the audience in an unintentionally humorous way:] With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.

I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to.

Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?

We have to play it longer because there are no numbers or letters.

[conductor Eugene Ormandy introduces Warfield to the audience in an unintentionally humorous way:] With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.

Yes, the mutes are already on. You took them off in the beginning.

I cannot give it to you, so try to watch me.