The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.

I still can't understand why anyone cares about what I do or what I say.

It was heartbreaking . . . I think it was disappointing because I had such an identity in being 'Mrs. Parker', and being a wife, and so when that's taken away from you, you [think], 'Who am I?

When I was at the interview asked how I cope with life's difficulties, I said that saving sense of humor. I'm not lying.

Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back!

I've always said I want a farmer, not a hunter. Hunters go for the kill and they move on. A farmer nurtures; he watches things grow.

My mother gave me one piece of advice that stuck with me. She said don't forget where you came from.