I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.

Unless we do things in this country to slow down our population, slow down our birth control, provide better water for people, provide power for people, we're gonna find out that the next wars are not going to be fought over diamonds, gold and political things.

I think I coulda landed on a dime. I really do.

I went through life big-bang-banda-boom-bada-boom.

I always knew how to draw a crowd.

No prince, no king, no president has ever lived a better life than I have!

I've been in a treatment center for drinkin'. I stayed for two days, then escaped.