I created Evel Knievel, and then he sort of got away from me.

I am a lucky, lucky person.

I guess I'm like any other concerned father, except that nobody else's son guns a cycle over 17 pickups without holding on to the handlebars.

Unless we do things in this country to slow down our population, slow down our birth control, provide better water for people, provide power for people, we're gonna find out that the next wars are not going to be fought over diamonds, gold and political things.

I really think we should pass a law in every state, I don't care whether it takes the independence away from an old person or not. You shouldn't be driving a car if you're over the age of 80. Maybe even less than that.

Bones heal, pain is temporary, and chicks dig scars

If you don't know about pain and trouble, you're in sad shape. They make you appreciate life.