Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.

Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.

The tour bus was supposed to be here ten minutes ago. Would it be possible to give them a ring to check they've not forgotten us?

Free as air; that's what they say- "free as air". Now they bring me my air in an iron barrel.

There is an Easter sense in which all things are made new in the risen Christ. A tiny gleam of this is reflected in all true art.

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

The audiences certainly have declined. If I go to the theatre now I find people come there to eat and smoke and talk to one another. And look like scarecrows.