Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.

Beavers bred in captivity, inhabiting a concrete pool, will, if given the timber, fatuously go through all the motions of damming an ancestral stream.

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.

I [had] added another small piece to the pages of the atlas that were real to me.

In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national vice.

We can trace almost all the disasters of English history to the influence of Wales.