The tour bus was supposed to be here ten minutes ago. Would it be possible to give them a ring to check they've not forgotten us?
Evelyn WaughShe had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
Evelyn WaughOf children as of procreation -- the pleasure momentary, the posture ridiculous, the expense damnable
Evelyn WaughRemember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
Evelyn Waugh