I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that's like three people getting together to have a baby.

We possess nothing certainly except the past

I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

I have no technical psychological interest; it is drama, speech,and events that interest me.

There is practically no sense that is not violated every time we return from the country or the sea to Paris or London or New York.

MGM bores me when I see them, but I don't see them much. They have been a help in getting me introductions to morticians, who are the only people worth knowing.