His heart; some long word at the heart. He is dying of a long word.

MGM bores me when I see them, but I don't see them much. They have been a help in getting me introductions to morticians, who are the only people worth knowing.

Once you start changing a name, you see, there's no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.

The most futile and disastrous day seems well spent when it is reviewed through the blue, fragrant smoke of a Havana Cigar.

You spend the first term at Oxford meeting interesting and exciting people and the rest of your time there avoiding them

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

There is an Easter sense in which all things are made new in the risen Christ. A tiny gleam of this is reflected in all true art.