News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read.

The tour bus was supposed to be here ten minutes ago. Would it be possible to give them a ring to check they've not forgotten us?

That's the public-school system all over. They may kick you out, but they never let you down.

She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.

O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.

I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.

He did not fail in love, but he lost the joy of it [...]