No, no I'm not, no, but I just think... when people are naked it tells you a lot about their relationships.

I certainly have no plans to leave London. It's a great town.

There's something very self-conscious about a writer who's addressing his reader. Don't do that.

Don't worry about telling your actor what to do.

I've played in pipe bands in Scotland, and I've always played guitars and drums and stuff.

People are incredibly rude about it sometimes. Like "What? You're married?" Strange reaction to have. Proves what people's ideas about marriage are. "We're having a baby." "What?" As if it's the end of the world. Of course, it's the start of a brilliant world.

There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear.