No part of Manhattan these days really has the same vibe I get from a Ramones song or a Velvet Underground song.

My dad has a really great record collection that basically went up to the year I was born: 1984.

But you know what? When I die, everybody is invited to come take a selfie at my funeral. Except for my enemies. They're not invited to the funeral, period.

If I can't do that at age 33, I'll probably never be able to do it. As you enter your thirties, things get a little more squiggly, with life spreading out in different directions. All of that makes me think that now's the time to do what you really want to do and not have that same type of youthful anxiety about every step.

You can be 24 and continue to live like you're at college, or even continue to live like you're in high school. Or you can put on a shirt and tie and pretend to be an adult.

It's really hard to even talk about the internet without seeming instantly corny.

There aren't that many people walking about who are a total class stereotype.