I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.

It's not a slam at you when people are rude, it's a slam at the people they've met before.

Writers aren’t people exactly. Or, if they’re any good, they’re a whole lot of people trying so hard to be one person.

Forgotten is forgiven.

There has never been an American tragedy. There have only been great failures.

He's sensitive and I don't want him to break his heart over somebody who doesn't care about him.