Even when everything seems rotten you can't trust that judgment. It's the sum of all your judgments that counts.

Often a man can play the helpless child in front of a woman, but he can almost never bring it off when he feels most like a helpless child.

I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad!

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before.

I carry the place around the world in my heart but sometimes I try to shake it off in my dreams

Lie to me by the moonlight. Do a fabulous story.

You are the loveliest thing that I have ever known.