Learn young about hard work and manners - and you'll be through the whole dirty mess and nicely dead again before you know it.

Men don’t often know those times when a girl could be had for nothing.

I might have enjoyed the company of a woman or two... Or three but that had never stopped me from loving you.

Beware the artist who's an intellectual also. The artist who doesn't fit.

To the wingless a more interesting phenomenon is their (W/E Egg) dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size.

Once in a while I go off on a spree and make a fool of myself, but I always come back, and in my heart I love her all the time. - The Great Gatsby.

Great books write themselves, only bad books have to be written.