You never know what's in a person's heart until they're tested, do you?

Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?

That's what I'm living on now, honey, dreams, dreams of what I used to do.

I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias.

In her opinion, Alexander Graham Bell and Clarence Birdseye are the two greatest Americans that ever lived excluding Robert E. Lee. She believes we never lost the War Between the States, that General Lee thought General Grant was the butler and just naturally handed him his sword.

Albert and I would spend hours and hours looking at them. Cleo had this big magnifying glass on his desk, and we'd find centipedes and grasshoppers and beetles and potato bugs, ants . . . and put them in a jar and look at them. They have the sweetest little faces and the cutest expressions. After we'd looked at them all we wanted to, we'd put them in the yard and let them go on about their business.

I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones.