I believe in God the way my dog does

After all, we fought the Yanks in 1812 and kicked them the hell out of our country - but not with blanks.

It is in our nature to travel into our past, hoping thereby to illuminate the darkness that bedevils the present.

Whenever and wherever men have engaged in the mindless slaughter of animals (including other men), they have often attempted to justify their acts by attributing the most vicious or revolting qualities to those they would destory; and the less reason there is for the slaughter, the greater the campaign for vilification.

Without a function, we cease to be. So, I will write till I die.

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace.

Mutt enjoyed traveling by car, but he was an unquiet passenger. He suffered from the delusion, common to dogs and small boys, that when he was looking out the right-hand side, he was probably missing something far more interesting on the left-hand side.