Most people don't get a fair crack of the whip.
I try to make people smile and dance, not think about things or educate them.
I make music for the hips, not the head.
I'm very superstitious... I never shout at magpies, walk under ladders or put my shoes on the table.
In England, I'm this venerable old granddad, the one who always gets pissed at parties and puts a lampshade on his head.
I think English people were a lot better at breakdancing than they were at making records.