You have got a good side? I have. I just do not use it too often. My bad side is so much more fun.

In life, periods of solitude were blessings. Dying alone was a bitter curse.

We live in a time of instant everything, courtesy of the electronic highway. It creates a community of toddlers. When they don't get immediate gratification, they get petulant and sulky.

What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

You have got a good side? I have. I just do not use it too often. My bad side is so much more fun.