Whosoever plants a tree, Winks at immortality.

I have an over-attachment to precision, which is why I've sold more magazines than any man alive.

As with the onset of sudden celebrity, for the newly rich, the world often becomes a darker, narrower, less generous place; a paradox that elicits scant sympathy, but is nonetheless true.

For me, temptation is life and I have a gargantuan appetite for everything.

Teamwork is the glue which binds losers together

I have been portrayed by actors in three television documentaries, two plays, one musical and a film. It's no fun watching yourself being traduced and imitated by an actor.

I never sue journalists. I employ journalists. I employ too many of them. I don't sue journalists.