I couldn't care less what anyone's 'perception' of me is. I'm too long in the tooth to care.

I have an over-attachment to precision, which is why I've sold more magazines than any man alive.

People who grow rich almost always improve their sex life. More people want to have sex with them. That's just the way human beings work. Money is power. Power is an aphrodisiac. Money did not make me happy. But it definitely improved my sex life.

Few things in life are certain except death and being taxed.

If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it.. it's cheaper in the long run.

America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.

Money is color-blind, race-blind, sex-blind, degree-blind, and couldn't care less who brought you up or in what circumstances.