Making money is certainly the one addiction I cannot shake.

I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out.

Most of the worst errors I made in my life came from forgetting to act small.

I have been portrayed by actors in three television documentaries, two plays, one musical and a film. It's no fun watching yourself being traduced and imitated by an actor.

I thoroughly object to getting old. If you could let me be 16 again, I'd give you everything I've got and everything I'll ever have.

America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.

People who grow rich almost always improve their sex life. More people want to have sex with them. That's just the way human beings work. Money is power. Power is an aphrodisiac. Money did not make me happy. But it definitely improved my sex life.