America is an empire. I hope you know that now. All empires, by definition, are bumbling, shambolic, bullying, bureaucratic affairs, as certain of the rightness of their cause in infancy, as they are corrupted by power in their dotage.

Whosoever plants a tree, Winks at immortality.

America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.

Native trees are so important to our ecosystem.

I have one talent, and that's figuring out what people want about two minutes before they know it themselves.

I thoroughly object to getting old. If you could let me be 16 again, I'd give you everything I've got and everything I'll ever have.

If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it.. it's cheaper in the long run.